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After Peter makes a bad dice roll
GM: The dice really hate you, what did you do to them?
Gemma: Weren't they a gift from someone?
Sarah: Yeah, Josh gave them to you.
While looking at a wardrobe full of bondage gear in Sam's room in the road house
Llynos: Oh! It's all of Sam's dog leads!
While discussing nipple tassels for some reason
Llynos: Oh! Sam made me wear some of those once!
You can be my proxy arsehole!
After murdering several Nazi's the week before
Can we be less 'kill-y' today?
After walking into literal Hell
It's as hot as Hell in here.
I blow the Nazi!
Everyone in the ritual feels a strange sucking sensation.
Friday: Can I level up from Dead to Alive?
-Friday & Phil
Eostre: I need you to be less horny.
Sam: Are you trying to whore me out to the dragon?
-Sarah and Josh
I am the Ghost of Christmas Dragon past.
You take 9 points of damage because you just got high-fived by a Dragon.
-Phil (to Gina/Friday)
Zander: But is saving Gina still Heroic?
Jim: We've saved her this many bloody times we might as well do it again.
-Eleanor and Andrew
That's the most amount of damage I have done to Amber ever, and I had to land on top of you with a Dragon.
GM: What do you intend to trade for the corset?
Eostre: Sexual favours!
-Phil & Aimee
Eostre: All I know in Russian is 'yes', 'work', 'toilet' and 'Happy Ending'.
Can I have sympathy EXP for being bad at sex?
Matt: Just take the nightmares!
Alex: I don't want any nightmares I've got enough problems!
Zander: Hey baby, how about waxing my pubes?
Dear Father Loki, please give me a BDSM Gnome for Christmas. Love, Zander. xox
Stephanie Secret: But you had BATHS and everything Mam! It's not like you were wearing swimsuits! -Stephanie Secret(Phil) to Sam, Llynos and Jim
Werewolf: You're the spawn of Satan!
Sam: Hey!... Wait, no, that's true.
- Phil & Sarah
Ryu: What was the flash?
Naga: An idiotic superhero?
- Josh & Phil
Rei: I put the bells on my thong.
Penises don't have a centre.
Guldar: I am NOT firing pandas into the sun!
Rick: This guy is dying and you're taking him to a gay bar??
Amber: It's what he needs!
- Josh and Gemma
Rei: How's the family?
Wes: Still dead.
- Zara and James