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''After murdering several Nazi's the week before''
''After murdering several Nazi's the week before''
Can we be less 'kill-y' today?
Can we be less 'kill-y' today?
-Aimee
-Aimee




''After walking into literal Hell''
''After walking into literal Hell''
It's as hot as Hell in here.
It's as hot as Hell in here.
-Sarah
-Sarah



Revision as of 14:03, 22 February 2017

For all of our out-of-context roleplay quotes and jokes... please add more!

After Peter makes a bad dice roll

GM: The dice really hate you, what did you do to them?

Alex: Nothing!

Gemma: Weren't they a gift from someone?

Sarah: Yeah, Josh gave them to you.


While looking at a wardrobe full of bondage gear in Sam's room in the road house

Llynos: Oh! It's all of Sam's dog leads!

- Zara


While discussing nipple tassels for some reason

Llynos: Oh! Sam made me wear some of those once!

- Zara


You can be my proxy arsehole!

- Aimee


After murdering several Nazi's the week before

Can we be less 'kill-y' today?

-Aimee


After walking into literal Hell

It's as hot as Hell in here.

-Sarah


I blow the Nazi!

-Zara


Everyone in the ritual feels a strange sucking sensation.

-Phil


Friday: Can I level up from Dead to Alive?

Phil: No.

-Friday & Phil


Eostre: I need you to be less horny.

-Aimee


Sam: Are you trying to whore me out to the dragon?

Viktor: Yes.

-Sarah and Josh


I am the Ghost of Christmas Dragon past.

-Eleanor


You take 9 points of damage because you just got high-fived by a Dragon.

-Phil (to Gina/Friday)


Zander: But is saving Gina still Heroic?

Jim: We've saved her this many bloody times we might as well do it again.

-Eleanor and Andrew


That's the most amount of damage I have done to Amber ever, and I had to land on top of you with a Dragon.

-Phil


GM: What do you intend to trade for the corset?

Eostre: Sexual favours!

-Phil & Aimee


Eostre: All I know in Russian is 'yes', 'work', 'toilet' and 'Happy Ending'.

-Aimee


Can I have sympathy EXP for being bad at sex?

- Andrew


Matt: Just take the nightmares!

Alex: I don't want any nightmares I've got enough problems!


Zander: Hey baby, how about waxing my pubes?

- Eleanor


Dear Father Loki, please give me a BDSM Gnome for Christmas. Love, Zander. xox

- Eleanor


Stephanie Secret: But you had BATHS and everything Mam! It's not like you were wearing swimsuits! -Stephanie Secret(Phil) to Sam, Llynos and Jim


Werewolf: You're the spawn of Satan!

Sam: Hey!... Wait, no, that's true.

- Phil & Sarah


Ryu: What was the flash?

Naga: An idiotic superhero?

- Josh & Phil


Rei: I put the bells on my thong.

- Zara


Penises don't have a centre.

- Phil


Guldar: I am NOT firing pandas into the sun!

- Alan


Rick: This guy is dying and you're taking him to a gay bar??

Amber: It's what he needs!

- Josh and Gemma


Rei: How's the family?

Wes: Still dead.

- Zara and James